Secret Diary of Fake Ng Mui – Cranes and Chickens
Fake Ng Mui, March 9th, 2008
Ninth Lunar Cycle, Year of the Water Dragon:
Handstands on the plum blossom posts, sipping upside down from an empty teacup. I tell Yim Wing-Chun again how I watched a fox battle a snake.Yesterday I told her a crane and snake. Tomorrow it will be fox and crane. Or maybe chicken. I have not yet decided.


“Qui, C’est la poule!” cried Voici =)
“And tomorrow, I will trick Wing Chun by speaking different dialects and tell her my name is really Wu Mei!”
Aha! So that’s where that old IKF feud started!